Danni phoned while I was sunbathing on Margate harbour with Amanda, about to sip a mocha. "I need your help urgently," she exclaimed. "It's an emergency. Can you talk in private?"
"It's an emergency and you want to talk in private," I repeated, so Amanda knew. "OK." I left the mocha and walked to a quiet spot against the harbour wall.
"I'm being psychically attacked," Danni said breathlessly. "It's horrid. One of my patients is stalking me. There's a long cord coming from him, attacking and entering me."
Oh dear. One of them. I've known Danni for 15 years. She's a well balanced, happy, professional cancer therapist, working in a top London clinic. She's not paranoid. It's unlike her to panic over anything. As if reading my thoughts, she said, "I'm not paranoid. But I'm panicking because the cord coming from him is so strong."
"What would you like me to do?"
"Help me cut the cord."
I have various therapies for such work, and went silent for a few moments, tuning in, checking which therapy might work best for this occasion.
My thoughts flashed to Singapore.
No matter what healing therapy I taught there, if I mentioned "cords", or "psychic attack", that's all some students wanted to learn. The culture in Singapore, and where I taught in Malaysia, Mexico, India, and so on accepts psychic attack is potential reality. Not so in the UK where such metaphysical subjects are almost taboo to discuss.
"OK," I said. "Sit with eyes closed. Follow these instructions."
Guillotine Energy Therapy (GET) has almost 100% success. Within minutes, Danni found cords had entered her heart and stomach. Minutes later, we'd cut them off, and returned the dark energy to their source.
"That's better Allan... Much better... There's nothing there now..."
"Great." Do GET three times a day for two weeks, and all should fine."
I returned to sunbathe with a now lukewarm mocha, and explained the therapy to Amanda.
"The beauty of GET is," I said,
"if the cord is real, during the two weeks of GET the psychic attacker can unconsciously know their cord isn't finding their victim. Then they'll stop, and the victim will usually be safe.
"If the cord is unreal, where someone is paranoid or psychotic, within two weeks GET normally re-frames their paranoid or psychotic thoughts and they'll feel safe.
"Either way it's almost 100% win-win."