A psychic friend phoned, excited. "Allan, you know I let clients ask three questions?"
"Yes."
"And I try to channel the answer?"
"Mmmm."
"Well, a few months ago, a man asked how to cure his baldness. Guess what?"
"Your answer cured him?"
"Yes! But guess what the cure was!"
Oh dear, boring. Psychics always think you know what they're about to say. "Tell me," I said.
"I told him to mix green tea with diet cola, and rub it on his head 3 times a day! Guess what happened?"
"His hair's regrown?"
"Yes! He can't thank me enough. We're excited."
Of course, I thought after she put the phone down, placebo, could make his mind heal unconsciously. She'd need to cure many more bald men to claim that green tea and diet cola is a miracle compound.
But then my thoughts turned to other "miracle" or "placebo" cases of people being cured by psychic advice.
The classic for me is Edgar Cayce, a brilliant psychic from the 1930s, who gave 14,000 readings. About 10 years ago, I visited his memorial centre, the Association for Research and Enlightenment. His 14,000 readings are cross-referenced. You can visit and check how to help your health.
By the end of his life, Cayce was a celebrity. He felt his most important work was healing the sick.
One reading I saw said not to take tea or coffee with milk - it causes negative chemical reactions in the stomach. I was astonished seeing that, because I'd also channelled that many years previously, so never have milk in tea or coffee.
But the most astonishing thing is, that a few years ago, scientists published evidence saying the same thing - if you add milk to tea or coffee, there's a negative reaction in the stomach!
At last, science catches up with psychics!
If you have an illness that doctors say is incurable, don't give up. One option is to check Edgar Cayce's database for suggestions.
You never know, you might be lucky. You might be cured, and scientists may catch up later! :-)